Deadpool Live Tweeted The Super Bowl, Because Of Course He Did
By Chris Evangelista/Feb. 5, 2018 3:30 pm EST
That rascal Deadpool was nowhere to be seen on TV during the Super Bowl, but everyone’s favorite vulgar superhero took some time out of his busy life to live tweet the big game. The Deadpool Super Bowl live tweets are, predictably, full of the type of bawdy humor Deadpool fans know and love.
Remember Deadpool? He’s back, in live tweet form. There were many movies advertised during this year’s Super Bowl, but Deadpool 2 was not among them. While a Deadpool 2 Super Bowl spot failed to materialize, the highly anticipated follow-up found another, cheaper way to keep Deadpool in the conversation: live tweeting. The official Deadpool Twitter account spent the eventing live tweeting the entire game, with some poor social media intern forced to pretend they were Deadpool while making constant sexual innuendo-laced jokes. Does “Deadpool” talk about his balls? You better believe he does. See for yourself in the following Deadpool Super Bowl live tweets.
Here Are Jokes About Balls
I know juggled balls when I see them. #DPtheSB #SB52 — Deadpool Movie (@deadpoolmovie) February 5, 2018
Who’s here for the ball jokes? Everybody? Good. #DPtheSB #SB52 — Deadpool Movie (@deadpoolmovie) February 5, 2018
Some people use deflated balls. Some people look like them. #DPtheSB #SB52 pic.twitter.com/0MibmM0UjP — Deadpool Movie (@deadpoolmovie) February 5, 2018
Hilarious! What about going to the bathroom? That’s always funny, right? Did Deadpool have some bathroom jokes? Yes. Yes he did. And then some.
Deadpool Live Tweeted The Super Bowl, Because Of Course He Did
By Chris Evangelista/Feb. 5, 2018 3:30 pm EST
That rascal Deadpool was nowhere to be seen on TV during the Super Bowl, but everyone’s favorite vulgar superhero took some time out of his busy life to live tweet the big game. The Deadpool Super Bowl live tweets are, predictably, full of the type of bawdy humor Deadpool fans know and love.
Remember Deadpool? He’s back, in live tweet form. There were many movies advertised during this year’s Super Bowl, but Deadpool 2 was not among them. While a Deadpool 2 Super Bowl spot failed to materialize, the highly anticipated follow-up found another, cheaper way to keep Deadpool in the conversation: live tweeting. The official Deadpool Twitter account spent the eventing live tweeting the entire game, with some poor social media intern forced to pretend they were Deadpool while making constant sexual innuendo-laced jokes. Does “Deadpool” talk about his balls? You better believe he does. See for yourself in the following Deadpool Super Bowl live tweets.
Remember Deadpool? He’s back, in live tweet form. There were many movies advertised during this year’s Super Bowl, but Deadpool 2 was not among them. While a Deadpool 2 Super Bowl spot failed to materialize, the highly anticipated follow-up found another, cheaper way to keep Deadpool in the conversation: live tweeting. The official Deadpool Twitter account spent the eventing live tweeting the entire game, with some poor social media intern forced to pretend they were Deadpool while making constant sexual innuendo-laced jokes.
Does “Deadpool” talk about his balls? You better believe he does. See for yourself in the following Deadpool Super Bowl live tweets.
Here Are Jokes About Balls
I know juggled balls when I see them. #DPtheSB #SB52 — Deadpool Movie (@deadpoolmovie) February 5, 2018
Who’s here for the ball jokes? Everybody? Good. #DPtheSB #SB52 — Deadpool Movie (@deadpoolmovie) February 5, 2018
Some people use deflated balls. Some people look like them. #DPtheSB #SB52 pic.twitter.com/0MibmM0UjP — Deadpool Movie (@deadpoolmovie) February 5, 2018
Hilarious! What about going to the bathroom? That’s always funny, right? Did Deadpool have some bathroom jokes? Yes. Yes he did. And then some.
I know juggled balls when I see them. #DPtheSB #SB52
— Deadpool Movie (@deadpoolmovie) February 5, 2018
Who’s here for the ball jokes? Everybody? Good. #DPtheSB #SB52
Some people use deflated balls. Some people look like them. #DPtheSB #SB52 pic.twitter.com/0MibmM0UjP
Hilarious! What about going to the bathroom? That’s always funny, right? Did Deadpool have some bathroom jokes? Yes. Yes he did. And then some.
Here Are Jokes About Going to the Bathroom
BRB, duty calls. #DroppingAStaley #DPtheSB #SB52
AL! We’re out of TP! Can you bring me some? Or just come here with a scarf?
No, seriously. I’m actually in the bathroom, this is not part of the marketing. AHHHH I’m GOING TO MISS JT!!!!
Everyone in the bar just freaked out at once so either there was an interception, or they discovered I’ve been peeing in the chili. #DPtheSB #SB52
Heavens to Betsy, someone stop this vulgarian! He’s too much! Here are some other choice Deadpool witticisms:
God, I love Pink (and not just the pop singer). Besides being my 2nd favorite shade of red, it’s also the color of the inside of people’s outsides and that lady biker gang from Grease. #DPtheSB
— Deadpool Movie (@deadpoolmovie) February 4, 2018
Heads or Tails. When a coin looks this good, we’re all winners. #CouldBounceAQuarterOffIt #DPtheSB #SB52 pic.twitter.com/V2dJXKRMea
Hope the @Eagles don’t blow their load… Lead… I meant lead. #DPtheSB #SB52
Is there anything better than watching tv naked? I can’t believe the bartenders haven’t asked me to leave… #DPtheSB #SB52
Then there’s this joke, which I don’t even really get. I suppose it’s a reference to the scene in the first Deadpool where Deadpool is slowly driving a Zamboni towards a bad guy on the ice, but why it was brought up during the Super Bowl remains a mystery to me. Perhaps it happened during an advertisement for Alexa. Or perhaps all these jokes are just too sophisticated for me.
Alexa, how do you clean blood stains out of a Zamboni? #DPtheSB #SB52 pic.twitter.com/LfJl7H080C
Deadpool 2 opens on May 18, 2018.
