‘The Star Wars Holiday Special’ Just Took A Big Step Toward Becoming Canon
By Jacob Hall/Feb. 22, 2017 9:00 am EST
The latest example of Jedi-level trolling: a chapter that suggests that the much-maligned Star Wars Holiday Special may be canon.
If you’re a Star Wars fan (or just a pop culture fan with a love of all things diseased and unwatchable), you owe it to yourself to suffer through The Star Wars Holiday Special at least once. Produced quickly and cheaply to capitalize on the success of the original 1977 Star Wars, it’s deeply unpleasant and boring and genuinely fascinating – it’s like a bad dream spurred on by eating too much spicy food and sleeping in an unfamiliar and uncomfortable bed. For those of you who haven’t endured it, the special takes place on the Wookiee home planet of Kashyyyk, where Chewbacca’s family eagerly awaits his arrival to celebrate “Life Day.” Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford, and Carrie Fisher all put in awkward, embarrassed appearances. Art Carney, Bea Arthur, and Jefferson Starship all stop by to say hello.
One of the key characters in the special is Lumpy, Chewbacca’s young son…and Empire’s End features (via ScreenRant) a chapter set on Kashyyyk, where a young Wookiee named Lumpawaroo battles the Empire’s forces to free captives from a labor camp. After being cornered by a vicious Imperial officer, Lumpawaroo is rescued in the nick of time by his father…Chewbacca. And then the victorious father and son “sing a song of family.” Holy shit.
For additional Wendig trolling, you only need to look for how he treats Jar Jar Binks in the book. Or how he rewrites one of Obi-Wan Kenobi’s most eye-rolling moments into something so dumb that it almost makes sense.
